Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
relationship goals: someone who can eat as much pizza as me and get me off 3x in 30 minutes
that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends
if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am
If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.
Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you